Asshole Keeper Deserves to Die

splitsecond

I will not name the keeper but I recently called to find out if the whore called X was working:

Me:  Is Chinese X working today?
Keeper:  No she will be coming back tomorrow
Me:  Ok, bye
Keeper:  But I have someone better than X, her name is Y
Me:  Please describe her in terms of looks and body
Keeper:  Hot, she is $130
Me:  I thought Chinese girls are for $120?  
Keeper: She is model like and extremely hot part time that just got onto the market
Me:  I would like to come, I love Chinese girls
Keeper:  She is not Chinese, I only have non Chinese girls today
Me:  Ok, bye
Keeper:  I don't have Chinese girls in location #1, but I have a smoking hot Chinese girl in location #2
Me:  Please describe her in terms of looks and how much?
Keeper:  She is young student for $140
Me:  I thought Chinese girls are for $120?
Keeper:  She is very special and knows hot to sway a guy's feelings to a extremely happy state
Me:  I would like to come
Keeper:  She is not working today

As you can see, this asshole just wasted my precious whoring time by feeding me bull shit who deserves to die.

WhiteMamba

Wtf, this is so fucked up

loganwolf

Is this a joke? I don't what the keeper wants to achieve

asuran

This is some funny stuff!!

Keeper must have been having a moment like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm-2Vz4FLtI

loganwolf

asuran 发表于 2015-7-3 00:09
This is some funny stuff!!

Keeper must have been having a moment like this

Lmao that's some funny shit, though I couldn't understand it completely, I know lunch, dinner, fast food, whats sang can and de can?

loganwolf

asuran 发表于 2015-7-3 00:09
This is some funny stuff!!

Keeper must have been having a moment like this

Just watched this, I think you can respond like 麥兜 lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7yRK_Q_tVE

tomsiu

Uh .... You must be be VERY green in this kind of conversation la?
Thus, do you think it is kind of PROMOTING manner, by keeper? What if ...

Me: Is Chinese X working today?
Keeper: No [then hang up]

Keeper:  I don't have Chinese girls in location #1, but I have a smoking hot Chinese girl in location #2
Me:  Please describe her in terms of looks and how much?
Keeper:  She is not working today [then hang up]

Greeting is part of manner of customers' services. You may dealt with it friendly or "a" waste of time (to your aspect).

This kind of conversations are very common as Canadians. No serious. Just another day(s) or call(s). [Needless to die]

mofoking

If you really love hot Chinese girls, maybe you should start looking for the $140 ones.

atlarge

Keeper must be 麥兜's fans.

peterc

nothing wrong with keeper, likd a sales, never let potential customer gone,