Communique for Bro W and Yours Truly

mmpleaser

WILLIAMS 发表于 2016-3-27 00:20
Your collar is made in gold,
gold collar

I am NOT a dog, with GOLD  collar.

WILLIAMS

Minnie
good news
I know you are a girl, but i cannot date you
Today i went out drink again, and know a new J civilian girl
same as me, she likes drinking too.
pm you more details.

Good to know her. another alcoholic female partner .
She is pretty.

she is civilian

I compliment her  several times. for her beauty

good news

WILLIAMS

今天我去韩国超市买哈密瓜
突然看到一个胖胖的小哥 带着花边墨镜  嘻哈帽子 也在那挑选蜜瓜
他拿起一个又一个瓜 左拍拍 右拍拍 就像一个妈妈在轻拍着她熟睡的婴儿似的

所有的瓜都拍过一遍后 终于选定两个蜜瓜去收银台check out了
他一手一个蜜瓜 冲向收银台的姿势  仿佛使他一瞬间变成了手拿炸弹的董存瑞   英勇得冲上前线炸碉堡

No pun

WILLIAMS

that is for the middle name "joker" competition

mmpleaser

WILLIAMS 发表于 2016-3-27 13:20
今天我去韩国超市买哈密瓜
突然看到一个胖胖的小哥 带着花边墨镜  嘻哈帽子 也在那挑选蜜瓜
他拿起一个又一 ...

I think he gets those for other purpose than fruit consumption.
No pun intended.
That is why 2.

WILLIAMS

mmpleaser 发表于 2016-3-27 13:50
I think he gets those for other purpose than fruit consumption.
No pun intended.
That is why 2.

cannot think anything now
the words you said seem like a mess
grass . mind not clear now

WILLIAMS

black joke：
小学老师出半命题作文：“我的ｘｘｘ”随便写人写物，结果我班同学作文题目：《我的战友邱少云》。

WILLIAMS

toronto welcome you

just like BEijing olympic 2008
beijing welcome you

toronto welcome you

WILLIAMS

hey, minnie,

i find a sad thing here

one restaurant I visited before now changes the main chef,
the food tastes different than before,
No good

the main chef is the Soul and heart of a restaurant,
When the chef changes, the taste changes forever.

the heart is transplanted.

WILLIAMS

you need fill the content of the night radio,

you are one of the anchors of the night radio , totally two
one male you one female me

the radio is nothing without the voice of the male anchor
only female anchor , it is not a good radio