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#1 - Dyed blonde hair, HK, 5'6, skinny, Big B Small C (cannot tell if fake or real), really "yiu" face => Banging hot stuff and mid 20s.
Negiatiated for a cheap overnight for a Saturday night. MM lives accross the street from Yorkdale mall. She calls me that day and tells me to go pick her up from her place @ 6pm. Har Har, I thought in my head, you think it is my first day whoring? I am so smart cause I know that Yorkdale Mall closes at 9pm on saturday so I said, sorry babe, I am busy until 10pm...LOL
Picked her up at 10pm, driving up dufferin to the 401 she suddenly tells me she is hungry and wants to pull into MacDonalds drive through for nuggets. I was like sure, I can spot her $6.49 for a six pack. I pull into the plaza. Suddenly she went like, hey there is a shoppers that opens 24 hours in the same plaza. Scanned. Gold digger goes in and buys $3 bills worth of make up and I paid for it and she didnt feel hungry afterwards.
I reviewed the situation with my whoring Si-fu who is 50 years old that brought me into the game and 747. He tells me that I should had waited until she was close to paying and then took off pretending to buy "pineapple juice". Get 2 cans and go into the back of the line, one for me and give her the other one as a "gift" so she will think you are nice.
#2 - Mainland Mando, skinny, real b cups, early 20s, 7/10 face, 5'6
Arranged for a overnight deal for 3 bills. I am so smart for being able to talk it down from 8 bills to 3 and with the age and quality of this MM = bang deal. Get by to her place that night. She tells me that before we go back to her place she wants to walk her dog. I was like, man this MM is very freaky, she wants to fuck in the park? Does that mean I have to wipe my JJ with leafs? I like, I like.
Get to the park and walked for 10 minutes. The gold digger tells me that it costs 3 bills to walk her dog. I tell her that she can fuck off that my time that you just wasted costs one free fuck. She thens says fine if you wanna be cheap dont pay me, what a bitch. We continue the walk hugging onto me. Suddenly the gold digger sticks her hands into my pants where she located where I placed my wallet while hugging onto me and grabs my cash and robs me. Scanned. Btw, I didnt get my overnight.
#3 - mid 30s, face is 6/10, skinny a cups mando girl that lived in HK
Been with this girl 2 times @ beauty pageant gig. MM wants to go out with me and new to canada to get some daily neccessities. I am a VIP at this place keeper didnt want me to have to pay anything other than gas money so lends this girl 2 bills for what she needs.
After finish shopping at P mall. The gold digger tells me that she wants me to buy her a rolex. I was like sure anything for you babe but I dont know where to get rolexes from so we gotta shop around. First thing first, I was thinking to get her out of P Mall cause the freggin jellwery stores might carry them.
The plan was to bring her to one or 2 places in search for a Rolex watch that for sure I know will not carry Rolexes and then tell her that I am tired, lets go to my place and fuck.
Brought her to Markville, walk around for 1.5 hours. Dang girl, no luck, I really want to find your Rolex for you. I am so tired, but I will bring you to one more place. I am so dam smart. There is a Swarski Crystal store on the second floor of the time square which I am going to pretend to remember incorrectly that they sold Rolex watches. Then it fuck time...LOL
Go to second floor of Time Square, no luck. I was like: girl, this is pissing me off, I love you so much that I really really wanna grab you a rolex. Lets go back to after dinner and fuck, she was like yea. When exiting into the parking lot with a big smile on my face and suddenly she was like: hey cataz, there is a Rolex store right across the parking lot!!!!! That was not banging. I didnt know there was such a thing as a Rolex store. LOL.
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