Michelle @ Eden Dream

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dragondick 发表于 2014-12-30 08:02
If the right type with right specs comes along, will you un-retire yourself?

hate to disappoint u DD boss, baby happy will be here in less than 5 months, " un-retire" isn't going to happen la

dragondick

happypooning 发表于 2015-1-4 08:28
hate to disappoint u DD boss, baby happy will be here in less than 5 months, " un-retire" isn't go ...

Happy New Year HP brother!

Here is a joke for you:

Girl & boy were having unprotected sex, then the thought of having an unplanned baby scared them, so a condom was used.

The girl was a "watergate", there was so much lubricant that the rubber slipped off into the cave.

The boy tried to retrieve the condom without success.  Used a pair of tweezers; it only pushed the rubber further inside, the tweezers also fell into the cave.

Used a pair of chopsticks for the length, did not succeed & unfortunately that fell into the deep side of the cave too.

They two decided not to bother, thinking that conception was not that easy, and continued with the task at hand.

Anyway, the girl got pregnant.

Upon child birth, the Dr came out to congratulate the father, & he said,

"Your baby was born wearing a condom, with one hand holding a pair of tweezers & the other hand holding a pair of chopsticks! "   

happypooning

dragondick 发表于 2015-1-4 12:14
Happy New Year HP brother!

Here is a joke for you:

who have u been seeing DD boss, lots of new mms in the market since i retired 6 months ago. i am talking about hundreds, unless they change names n move around within all the popular agencies,

keep me entertained,

tomsiu

happypooning 发表于 2015-1-4 08:28
hate to disappoint u DD boss, baby happy will be here in less than 5 months, " un-retire" isn't go ...

Congrad Happy bro ,,,,, Some of us (older wolves) went through your "single" days till now father-to-be. Hoping that this site (747) could grow alongside with little happy.

Happy new year......

happypooning

tomsiu 发表于 2015-1-5 07:35
Congrad Happy bro ,,,,, Some of us (older wolves) went through your "single" days till now father- ...

uncle tom, still no sign of theone huh, i think he is serious this time,

how is ur Iron lady C, any update for me

dragondick

happypooning 发表于 2015-1-5 07:19
who have u been seeing DD boss, lots of new mms in the market since i retired 6 months ago. i am t ...

That joke was for your to make sure that baby Happy doesn't come with a hat & tools in both hands!!

tomsiu

happypooning 发表于 2015-1-5 09:02
uncle tom, still no sign of theone huh, i think he is serious this time,

how is ur Iron lady C,  ...

Your bro "theone" still here. He writes in English with new name. (Pay attention to whom would fight with Ah Cha)
Iron 詩 ... Hopefully, she'll be back in 2 months. Miss her very much.

happypooning

tomsiu 发表于 2015-1-6 05:56
Your bro "theone" still here. He writes in English with new name. (Pay attention to whom would fig ...

1. what's theone's new name, if u know, probably not a secret anymore

2. where did princess C go? vacation? or back home visiting? r u sure if she is coming back?

3. what about queen E, is she still around, still working?

4. what about the INDY Catherine, the redhead?? is she still working or retired as the rumor from 6 months ago

tomsiu

happypooning 发表于 2015-1-6 07:32
1. what's theone's new name, if u know, probably not a secret anymore

2. where did princess C  ...

"theone" using new name ..... hehehe ...... See these:

> He fights with Ah Cha
> He eats kimchi only.
> He complaints dimsum.
> He still very active.

Person whom fits above (all four) ..... he's theone.